Le Humiliation: Once-mighty Navy faces begging French fleet for help to patrol our OWN waters as PM is mocked for Chagos deal U-turn: 'We're relying on our oldest enemy'

The article highlights the UK Navy's embarrassment as it seeks French naval assistance to patrol its own waters, with the Prime Minister facing criticism for reversing a Chagos Islands deal. The situation is framed as relying on 'our oldest enemy,' France, sparking political mockery.